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hey Colbert,
I am from Dildo, Newfoundland. You should have me on your show, buddy
"It's like having sex with C3P0."
So that's what he meant when he said "human-cyborg relations"…
Wasn't C-3PO gay?
silver "massager", for those who come second….. HHAAHAHAHAHHHAHAAHAH
Steven missed this fun comment on the Goop website for the gold dildo:
" INEZ is far better than expected I didn't know what to expect from INEZ. But what I received was so much
better than any expectations. I used INEZ with the Goop recommended Yam
lube and tried it anally before anything else. It was so wonderful.
Thanks you. It's still in."
It's still in??????? and she felt like typing a thank you to Goop before finishing?
Pickle the Deer is my new favorite euphemism for masturbation.
3:51 Woof
real funny and fucking pathetic a guy can't say 'Dildo' on his own television show. fucking worthless censorship douchebags
Honestly I love the censors just because it encourages a lot of very creative ways to go around it. This video won't be nearly as long or funny if he just showed the picture and said the word.
Dil the do
Stephan for president, ya know after he gets impeached.
The ridiculous lifestyle of the rich and famous
"It rhymes with 'Bilbo'!"
Well sh*t…that's just ruined 'The Lord Of The Rings' for me now!
I'll never be able to watch the trilogy in the same way ever again!
Came back to this bit again years later: you know, if you look up the Goop dildos, the don't even look that much like dicks.
Love ut when Stephen blushes like a little schoolboy.
Love ut when Stephen blushes like a little schoolboy.
There is a place in Newfoundland called Dildo, no kidding.😂😂😂😂😂😂
Silver, because Gentlemen Finish Second.
This series is awesome. That's all I'll say.
This is just advertising for Goop.
There’s a town in Newfoundland called……Dildo.👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼💕💕💕💕💕
It's not golden massager.
It does suond like Bilbo , and it too go on an incredible journey
Meat Ballgag…
How could you do this to me Stephen? You ruined it. You ruined it and I’m leaving. And probably vomiting.
By the way, it’s probably not a good idea to strap something over your mouth that is gonna make you vomit 👍
I'm still an LGBTQ Ally.
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