Put Yourself First - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

Put Yourself First – “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend”



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Starring: Jazz Raycole, Marisa Devila and Lulu Antariksa
Written by Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger and Jack Dolgen

Put yourself first girl,
worry bout yourself.
Make yourself sexy.
Just for yourself.
So when dudes see you
put yourself first.

They’ll be like damn you’re hot wanna make out?

Push them boobs up.
Just for yourself.
Wear six inch heels.
Just for yourself.

If it’s just for myself, should I be
comfortable?

No! Put yourself first in a sexy way.

Pierce your ears.
Just for yourself.
Put a hole in your earlobe.
Just for yourself.

Brace yourself – this is gonna
Hurt.
Put yourself first in a sexy way.

Put yourself first girl,
Worry bout yourself.
Wear fake eyelids, just for yourself.
So when dudes see you
Put yourself first.

They’ll be like damn, you’re hot
Let’s buy a house in Portland.

Put yourself first for him.
That’s what you gotta do.
Put yourself first for him.

By definition, if I’m putting myself first
For him, then I’m putting myself…
Second?

Don’t think about it too hard,
Too too hard.
Don’t think about it too hard,
Too too hard.

It’s a wormhole. It’s a mobius strip.
It’s snake eats tail. It’s the infinity sign.

Get a tattoo of the infinity sign
On your lower back.
Just for yourself…

But I can’t see my lower back.
Also, can we get back to the fake
Eyelids…is that a thing now?

Yes! Put yourself first in a sexy way.
Put yourself first for him!

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20 thoughts on “Put Yourself First – “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend””

  1. A peasant.— The Crazy Ex-Girlfriend finale wrapped everything up neatly.

    Me, a connoSir.— BUT DID THE ONE-SHOT TEENAGE GIRL CAMPERS EVER LEARN TO OVERCOME THE TOXIC STANDARDS OF BEAUTY PLACED UPON THEM?!?!

  2. Finally someone said it! If I putting myself first for him/in a sexy way am I not putting myself second?
    … don't think about it too hard

    It's so genius and funny + sharp lol

  3. I know this is clearly being like "put yourself first for him" and criticising this kind of mindset, but gotta say, I actually enjoy putting myself first in a sexy way. Just staying home and putting on pretty clothes and doing a few spins in front of the mirror.

  4. In other words, you make yourself look pretty for other people to see you. With the intent to feel admiration “just for yourself”. In other words, ego boosting to compensate a momentary lapse of self esteem.

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