Jessi Klein shares the list of things she discloses before sex, details a discussion she had with her gynecologist about freezing her eggs and reveals some of the pickup lines guys will try on her.
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Original airdate: March 4, 2011
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You're fucking hilarious!
loved her! so funny!!!
Halfway thru, I realized she was trying to elicit laughs…
The list prior to sex, #5!! 😂😂
Down vote
Mixed reviews here
Not funny
Weird seeing the adult version of Jessie Glazer
Good stand up, thank you!
Beautiful lady/killer set! A+ all around!
The most unfunny thing I have watched, her voice is awful how can anyone listen to her drawn out speech
the poster american woman.the stupidity runs deep in this nation.
Why are Jews demonized for money when the top 100 richest people on earth are either WASP or Indian.
Great set! Love her😂
I can help with the herpies. That’s it.
Didn’t LOL
Id SMash🤪
Brilliant,talking about Jews eating chocolate, gold foil covered money.
Ok but female comics always based around sex, every single one almost 100%
Another jew comedian wtf, go b a lawyer
Hilarious! Loved it. More please.😂
great!
Wow, with all of her math and statistical analysis of herpies, she sounds like a professional herpatologist.
Love Jessi!
Lexapro and Ambien same twin
Yes, ma'am!
Honestly, instead of freezing your eggs you should sell them if you don't want kids. You can get so much money for them! At least enough for a new car.
For those wondering, she got married 3 years after this and has been married since. No word on the herpes though.
Excellent! Keep it up!
Was that a shot out to a Dessa lyric???
Let's hope she never gets a dose of her own logic when someone decides that it's too much trouble to tell her that he has herpes.
haha
She needs her own Netflix special…so good
She looks like Natalie Portman with some badunka dunk!!!
I didn’t want this to end
Since when do women has o face,bruh,actually…
She was funny!
The last 2 minutes were gold 👌🏻
I enjoyed this so much
Yes 2011 Comedy skit
Shes buggin tbh
The pig walker probably got so much negative attention toward his pigs, he eventually became preemptively negative. He just assumed you were going to criticize them too.
After losing my keys or wallet for the 5th time in 5 years, I finally taped them to each other with 3 feet of pink and yellow duct tape. Everybody I met was annoyed by this. After a month I became so defensive that I gave a woman a dirty look before I realized her smile was not mockery like the others. She thought it was cute. I really hurt her feelings that day.
Now I'm remembering the same thing happening 10 years early. I got a retractable keychain and attached a facehugger-array of knives around it. This was a deliberate attempt to look cool. But some many people made fun of it that, one day, I failed to detect that the goth girl asking me about it thought it was cool too. I had also recently gone bald, and was at least 5 years older than her. I thought she was going to mock the old nerd with the edgelord pretensions. My sarcastic resentful response almost made her cry. I realized too late she actually liked me on sight and loved the pocket-facehugger I'd constructed. I felt so guilty.
So, maybe pig guy wasn't a douche. Maybe he just long ago gave up on meeting someone like you. He maybe kicked himself afterward for scaring you away.
That was really, really funny.
Is this new? Some of her material here is almost ten years old. Such a bummer, I was excited to hear something new from her.
Very funny very good 👍🏻 👏🏻
F***k comedy central. Only netflix is real.
Your hilarious Bravo
Good stuff!