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How To Get Laid By Teasing a Girl With Innuendo

I’m Jon Sinn and today I’m going to show you how you can move from the club to your bed simply by making sexual jokes.

Sexualized teasing is a great way to break the ice when it comes to the topic of sex.

Humor is a great tool to soften the blow of a lewd comment. If a girl is receptive to your humor, you can enjoy a conversation filled with banter and innuendo. Good naturedly, make a girl feel that you’re a sexual animal and encourage her to retaliate with her own brand of naughty talk. If a girl takes offense at a joke, she’s at fault, and you can simply tease her again for not being able to take a joke.

Therefore, you shouldn’t be nervous about cracking green or sexual jokes. The interaction will become more lively, and you can introduce the topic of sex in preparation for the next step. If I’m having a conversation with a girl at a bar, and I accidentally spill a drink on her, I can say something like “oh I got you wet” and make the situation less heavy. She’ll probably say something like “oh, now I’m all wet”.

You can also say you have a certain effect on women if she looks flustered after you’ve made a sexual joke. Blushing is indicative of a strong emotion, and you can simply say you have that effect on women, which will come off as a joke. Say, you’re blushing because of me, don’t worry I have that effect on girls. The principle behind this is to make her feel aware of her desire or arousal at your banter. She will find it harder to concentrate on your jokes while her arousal builds. That you’re getting her sexually interested just by kidding around is a good thing.

Some specific lines you can use include those with reference to spanking and being disciplined by a man. You can say something like she’s so naughty and that she needs spanking. Or, you can bring up her ex by saying that he probably did not spank her enough.

One other sexualized joke that I often use is sexual analogy. You can say something like ‘I bet you’re the type that likes Missionary all the time’, or ‘you probably have sex only during birthdays and on Valentine’s day’. Maybe you like it better if the guy does not remove your clothes during sex. You’re totally like the weekend-sex-only type of girl.

Hopefully, with the tips I’ve shared here, you can come up with your own sexualized teasing by bringing up sex in a funny way. Sex provides you with so much material you can use in your banter, and the way that you tell your jokes will be regarded as funny. Sexual teasing may seem scary, but because you’re joking, the teasing becomes fun.

The best thing about sexual teasing is you got her thinking about sex. If you stick with safe topics, it will take you hours before you can even get her warmed up to you, much less thinking about having sex with you.

Source by Jon Sinn

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